Destroy All Humans 2 Reprobed Ruined The Secretary Mission Guide

Ruined The Secretary is an Odd Job side mission you can complete in the Bay City area of Destroy All Humans 2 Reprobed. The side quest is short, and therefore, it has only one optional objective. In addition to the fun you’ll have ruining a secretary’s life for no reason, you’ll also receive 10 Furotech Cells.

You can start the mission by talking to an NPC located between a Revelade deposit and a couple of trash cans on the south side of the Bay City area. Check the following map for the exact location of the side quest.

If you can’t see it on your map, that is probably because you haven’t completed the previous Odd Job, named I Left My Parts In San Fran…Err, Bay City. Now, go to the location in question to speak with the NPC and start the side mission.

How To Use Cortex Scan on the Secretary

The NPC or the secretary has a secret you need to find out because you’re a curious Furon. To do so, you must use the Cortex Scan on her by pressing the Up arrow button on your D-pad. I won’t spoil the secret, but I’m sure you will later in the mission.

The next step of the side mission is to make the secretary follow you. You can do just that if you press the Right arrow button on your D-pad while aiming at the NPC.

Take the secretary on a walk of shame now that she is forced to follow you.

How To Bring Her to the Hippie Gatherings

The purpose of the Walk of Shame is to make people laugh at the secretary. To complete Ruined The Secretary side quest, you just have to walk with the secretary near people so they can see and mock her.

However, you must also complete the optional objective, which requires you to bring her to the hippie gatherings. The hippie gatherings located between the southwestern landing zones are marked on your map with white rhombuses.

Make sure not too many people see the secretary until you visit the three hippie gatherings places so that you don’t complete the mission before the optional objective. Also, be careful when crossing the street so that the secretary is not run over by a car because she can die, and you’ll have to restart the mission.

And make sure in general that she is following you; if not, press the Right arrow button again (while aiming at her). You’ll fully complete the Odd Job after you visit the hippie gatherings and enough people mock the secretary.